fatima: (clamp - stars)
雷纳教卡西说英语

雷纳让卡西说:Pepe Reina is the best keeper in the world.
卡西:Pepe Reina is the...worst keeper in the world...

几时能再有像他这样要颜有颜要功勋有功勋要CP有CP要萌有萌的球员出现啊……
fatima: (cold)
B站神视频:《向天再借五百年》—谨以此视频缅怀安达尔人与先民的国王,七大王国统治者暨全境守护者,拜拉席恩家族的乔佛里一世。

一代明君乔大帝千古!!!
fatima: (hehehe)
song of songs 7:47:37 PM
美国队长(Steve)铁人(Stark)巴基(Bucky)的三p。
人称星巴克(Starbucks)
№139 ☆☆☆= =于2014-02-18 12:03:36留言☆☆☆ 

Iris.J 7:51:39 PM
……队长(盾 )冬兵 寡妇姐 的3P
俗称 炖冬瓜

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四年:这几位中奖者都姓陈哎
蝴蝶:姓陈则灵 (川普冷笑话)
四年:= =
鸢尾:......
蝴蝶:原创的!虽然冷但是是原创的!
鸢尾:姓陈则零
蝴蝶:…………………………
鸢尾:也是原创的!!
fatima: (st - pon farr)
Was doing my daily Law and Order routine (Season 6 Episode 2) when on screen flashed the name....Guest Star: Anton Yelchin.

(I didn't recognize him before the credits, due to the black eye...)

And then This Happened: )

Why couldn't have his partner been played by John Cho! Why! Whyyyyy!!!!!
fatima: (innocent)
在CNN上看到一"Meet Japan's rising tennis ace",第一反应就是“哎哟龙马君!”。

你别说,如果他不露牙齿,还真有那么点儿像。(露了牙齿就变忠厚男人风了……)

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In completely unrelated (not-) news: Colin Powell singing "YMCA" (back in 2004)—OMG WHY DID I NOT COME ACROSS THIS BEFORE!! WHY!!!

U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell donned a hard hat and tucked a hammer in his belt Friday to perform a version of the Village People's hit "YMCA" at the conclusion of Asia's largest security meeting — which tradition says ends with a night of skit and song.

Powell danced alongside five other U.S. officials dressed in fancy dress and blasted out a version of the 1970s disco classic to the delight of foreign ministers from across the Asia-Pacific and Europe.

"President Bush, he said to me, Colin I need you to run the department of state. We are between a rock and a hard place," Powell and his colleagues sang to the tune of the disco classic.

Mind. Is. Blown.

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And in OTHER political singing news: Kristin Chenoweth teaches Anthony Weiner how to be 'Popular'.

“I’ll teach you to zip your fly, you won’t be that guy with a camera down his pants. I’ll teach you what tweets to tweet, something clean and sweet.”

As a bonus: I've never really realized it before but Kristin Cheonweth can sing! I guess my impression of her was stuck in Pushing Daisies mode. O.o
fatima: (har har)
在B站上看了Saint Seiya Omega的……第21集。看到冰河出来一声尖叫,再看到众多冰河粉的弹幕刷屏,真的是笑出了泪。

这么多年过去了,冰河我还是最最最最爱你啊~~~~~~!!!!

然后我就看到了这个。

于是直接笑死过去了:
http://www.bilibili.tv/video/av590182/
fatima: (crack!)
I was inspired by the "I Am Africa" song from The Book of Mormon, which poked fun at cultural appropriation of Africa by the (let's face it, very white) missionaries. (Lyrics here.)

My own version, singable along the original tune. )
fatima: (thor - kid!loki)
Ok I don't know my way around twitter at all so I will just link to the post...

I don't know about you, but I can go for some terror which I can believe in!

Loki for President 2012~! )
fatima: (amused)
宋词基本上可以总结为八句话:小资喝花酒,老兵坐床头。知青咏古自助游,皇上宫中愁。剩女宅家里,萝莉嫁王侯。名媛丈夫死的早,MM在青楼。

唐诗八句总结体:才子青楼睡,千金图一醉。仰天大笑出门看,物价都很贵。大叔多浪荡,御姐亦不让。皇帝带头养伪娘,女人都是狼。

元曲总结体:北客晨怀古,秋思绘香骨,基伴来吐槽,驴友天涯路。野合真素材,种田流行体,梦里魂穿有市场,性转编成戏。宅男退稿急,大手养萝莉,原作竟还搞同人,今人哪勘比。

明清小说总结体:出门把路迷,书生睡狐狸,婆媳PK战妯娌,小姑丫鬟NPC。地府洗点重生地,鬼怪多情演才艺,欲包恩仇身相许,出发剧情靠亲戚。

诗经总结体:天气这么好,趁机干一把?大伙来飙歌,一起干一把?既然同船渡,何不干一把?月亮出来了,抓紧干一把?

东洋古代文学总结体:萝莉未谋面,人妻看不见。季节一变太幽玄,是非成败皆因缘。百鬼夜行忙,基情无下限。清酒一杯桜菊梅,还数乐天诗对味。

日本近代文学总结体:各种浮云飘,各种舞女妖。假名非照旧的闹,鬼才修辞玩花哨。王朝永不倒,变态从不少。我是千元钞,老子不是猫。
fatima: (thor - chibi thor)
Inspired by this awesome post for Erik/Charles post X-Men: First Class. :) Somehow the thumbnail didn't come out very clearly....

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