Rise and Shine (FF8 drabble, Seifer/Squall)

[fatima]

Alternative title: If dicks could talk.
Yeah. I went there.

Written for ffviii_100 prompt No.36: Anthropomorphism.

Title: Rise and Shine
Pairing: Seifer/Squall
Rating: PG-13 for swearing

"Squally, I hate to say it, but you're so fucking queer."

"Grow up, Seifer."

"I did. That's why I'm not crooked like you are."

"For the last time, I'm perfectly normal!"

"Uh-huh. Is what that Rinoa told you? Anyway, this blows. I'm bored."

"What the hell do you want me to do about it?"

"I dunno. Wake him up? It's almost morning anyway. Rise and shine."

"Seifer, unlike you, I don't have perverted dreams every night. So no, even if I woke up right now, I still wouldn't let your body do mine!"

"You wanna make a bet?"

"Fuck no."