伞:老子只是把伞!!伞啊!!!!!!!!!can you hear me? spell it out....umbrella!!!
麦哥：SHUT UP!!!! u R BRITISH-MADE!!!!! SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
伞:可是我觉得中文让我看上去更高贵..哦..你怎么可以这么对待我!
麦哥：OH~~~The author said 你丫不说英文就不让你出镜！
伞:but...but i am speaking english right now you can't do this to me. im only an umbrella
麦哥（敲打伞）：well, it's ALL fine as long as u r speaking english
伞:你们太过分了!你在敲哪里!
麦哥（掏耳朵）：English, English. Dear.
伞:oh please be gentle i break easily..
麦哥（GENTLY 抚摸伞）：QUOTATIONMARK: Everything will be fine as long as u do NOT try to speak chinese. QUOTATIONMARK the author told me so
伞:让作者去死
伞: its getting late! oh i have to get some sleep
作者乱入： what happened here?
伞: u human are unbelievable!
麦哥：Wrong. Author, dear. not human.
伞:oh nothing the umbrella is getting sleepy and is trying to get some sleep here will you be quiet.

伞:fine author whatever that is im going to sleep.
作者：it might be better for you to speak in a former way when i am here.
伞:ya mean like this? go it dude.
麦哥: u r british-made. not those stupid american = =+ watch ur words
伞: wateverz.