ORLY? Mary Sue in True Blood? You don't say.

This seriously feels like a canon Mary Sue. I mean, if I were to write a Mary Sue for True Blood, that's EXACTLY the mode I would have chosen. (If I were perfectly candid, I would have confessed that yes, I had conceived of just such a Mary Sue in my mind, though discarded the idea in the end for all that screaming of Bad Fic in my head.)

( Spoilers. )