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A Very Condensed and Wildly Inappropriate Plot Guide to Star Trek XI
bysnowlight & dissociate
Robau: Seeya later suckers!
George: I GOT DA POWER!
(M.I.A. line: He did it for the peeps, peace!)
Winona: KHAAAAAAANNNN!
(Wait wrong movie)
Police Guy: Big brother's watching you.
Lil Jim: I didn't do nuthing!
Vulcan kids: Yo mama so fat!
Lil Spock: ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!
VSA Dudes: YO MOMMA.
Big Spock: Dude, way harsh! DIAF!
Sarek: [facepalm]
Kirk: Baby you so fine~~
Uhura: Ain't gonna happen!
Kirk: Once you go Kirk, you never go back~~
Cupcake: Bitch, please.
Pike: Who's your daddy?
Kirk: Whatevs man, you paying for my beer?
Bones: Space, that be some nasty shit.
Starfleet Guy #1: Dude, he beat your test! WTF?
Spock: U cheated!
Kirk: Did not!
Spock: Did too!
Kirk: Did not!
Spock: Did too! And who's your daddy?
Kirk: [sadfais]
Starfleet Guy #2: Cadet....you are made of fail.
Kirk: .................[sadfais again]
Bones: Dude's stoned. Gotta take him.
Uhura: I wanna sit with the cool kids!
Pike: God why can't Asians drive!?
Kirk: DUDE VULCAN IS GONNA BLOW LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!
Nero: Yo Spock. 'Sup man?
Pike: Who wants extra credit?
Sulu: FUCK YOU AND YOUR FORTUNE COOKIE JOKES!
Chekov: I can do zat!
Spock: MOMMY!
Jim: Let's stay here and par-ty!
Spock: Fuck you!
Spock Prime: Jim. I am....YOUR PEEPS, MAN.
Kirk: For realz?
Spock Prime: It's been ages, bro. Lemme touch you. My mind to your mind, yadda yadda yadda.
Kirk: DUDEWTF!
Spock Prime: Just let it happen, man.
Scotty: You fools, where be my Chinese food!
Spock Prime: Whoa dude, WHO DAT.
Scotty: I loved that dog!
Spock Prime: Now take that booty back, peace out!
Nero: C'mon man, this scropion thing's fucking hard to get right.
Pike: Inorite!
Spock: Set phaser to fabulous.
Kirk: YO MAMA's /REALLY/ fat!
Spock: ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!
Crew: OH SHIT'S GONNA START NOW!
Scotty: [eats popcorn]
Sarek: Chill baby chill.
Spock: [facepalm] (you so humiliated me I have to resign now)
Kirk: I call the chair!
Crew: OH WTF?
Bones: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Kirk: Harsh, man. Way harsh.
Spock: Can I play too?
Kirk: I love you already man.
Spock: Sense of personal space, u dun have it.
Kirk: You can drive this right?
Spock: Whatevs, where my ho at, tell her I—
Kirk: TALK TO THE HAND!
Ayel: Shit's fucking weak man.
Kirk: I show you weak, bitch!
Nero: OMG, shrimp!
Kirk: Take it like a man, I wanna help you out, see?
Spock: Nuh-uh, bitches gonna get stitches.
Nero: YO MAMA!
Kirk: Who's da man now?
Pike: You ain't ever gonna be as awesome as me.
Spock: I gotta go. Gotta tap some bitch.
Spock Prime: No bro, you gotta stay. You're gonna tap some bitch alright.
Spock: 'SUP BITCHES!
—Space, the Final—
Actually screw that. Let's try: There Was Much Rejoicing, and They Lived Happily Ever After.
Updated as per
snowberry0619's lovely suggestion to include Cupcake. Also added a few things. Yay!A Very Condensed and Wildly Inappropriate Plot Guide to Star Trek XI
by
snowlight & dissociateRobau: Seeya later suckers!
George: I GOT DA POWER!
(M.I.A. line: He did it for the peeps, peace!)
Winona: KHAAAAAAANNNN!
(Wait wrong movie)
Police Guy: Big brother's watching you.
Lil Jim: I didn't do nuthing!
Vulcan kids: Yo mama so fat!
Lil Spock: ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!
VSA Dudes: YO MOMMA.
Big Spock: Dude, way harsh! DIAF!
Sarek: [facepalm]
Kirk: Baby you so fine~~
Uhura: Ain't gonna happen!
Kirk: Once you go Kirk, you never go back~~
Cupcake: Bitch, please.
Pike: Who's your daddy?
Kirk: Whatevs man, you paying for my beer?
Bones: Space, that be some nasty shit.
Starfleet Guy #1: Dude, he beat your test! WTF?
Spock: U cheated!
Kirk: Did not!
Spock: Did too!
Kirk: Did not!
Spock: Did too! And who's your daddy?
Kirk: [sadfais]
Starfleet Guy #2: Cadet....you are made of fail.
Kirk: .................[sadfais again]
Bones: Dude's stoned. Gotta take him.
Uhura: I wanna sit with the cool kids!
Pike: God why can't Asians drive!?
Kirk: DUDE VULCAN IS GONNA BLOW LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!
Nero: Yo Spock. 'Sup man?
Pike: Who wants extra credit?
Sulu: FUCK YOU AND YOUR FORTUNE COOKIE JOKES!
Chekov: I can do zat!
Spock: MOMMY!
Jim: Let's stay here and par-ty!
Spock: Fuck you!
Spock Prime: Jim. I am....YOUR PEEPS, MAN.
Kirk: For realz?
Spock Prime: It's been ages, bro. Lemme touch you. My mind to your mind, yadda yadda yadda.
Kirk: DUDEWTF!
Spock Prime: Just let it happen, man.
Scotty: You fools, where be my Chinese food!
Spock Prime: Whoa dude, WHO DAT.
Scotty: I loved that dog!
Spock Prime: Now take that booty back, peace out!
Nero: C'mon man, this scropion thing's fucking hard to get right.
Pike: Inorite!
Spock: Set phaser to fabulous.
Kirk: YO MAMA's /REALLY/ fat!
Spock: ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!
Crew: OH SHIT'S GONNA START NOW!
Scotty: [eats popcorn]
Sarek: Chill baby chill.
Spock: [facepalm] (you so humiliated me I have to resign now)
Kirk: I call the chair!
Crew: OH WTF?
Bones: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Kirk: Harsh, man. Way harsh.
Spock: Can I play too?
Kirk: I love you already man.
Spock: Sense of personal space, u dun have it.
Kirk: You can drive this right?
Spock: Whatevs, where my ho at, tell her I—
Kirk: TALK TO THE HAND!
Ayel: Shit's fucking weak man.
Kirk: I show you weak, bitch!
Nero: OMG, shrimp!
Kirk: Take it like a man, I wanna help you out, see?
Spock: Nuh-uh, bitches gonna get stitches.
Nero: YO MAMA!
Kirk: Who's da man now?
Pike: You ain't ever gonna be as awesome as me.
Spock: I gotta go. Gotta tap some bitch.
Spock Prime: No bro, you gotta stay. You're gonna tap some bitch alright.
Spock: 'SUP BITCHES!
—Space, the Final—
Actually screw that. Let's try: There Was Much Rejoicing, and They Lived Happily Ever After.
