M哥是情圣，纯的。

[fatima]

蝴蝶：我家本命看起来像那种情圣吗！！！！像吗！！！！
蝴蝶：你当他是段正淳啊！！！！！！！！！！！
荔枝：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
荔枝：情圣M哥，情圣M哥，噢漏HHP爆了
蝴蝶：太恐怖了
蓓伶：太可怕了。我腦補MG了
蝴蝶：抽打
荔枝：情圣，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
蓓伶：不要這樣逗我笑！
蝴蝶：这也很好解释的！
蝴蝶：M哥从小就森森地爱着他弟弟。为了他弟弟能自由地生活，自己勇敢地挑起了家族的重任。而他在意识到自己对弟弟那森森的爱之后，决定让弟弟讨厌自己，这样就永远不会越轨。
蓓伶：麥哥你那個正派~怎麼不快去入侵CIA跟FBI
荔枝：决定让弟弟讨厌自己，这样就永远不会越轨>>>《兄妹》啊？又见兄妹
荔枝：就让我们虚伪～有感情，别浪费～～不能相爱的一对～～亲爱像两兄妹～～
蓓伶：又兄妹
荔枝：……粤语的话兄弟也押韵的
蝴蝶：然后他成功了！但他成为幕后黑手的背后，只是为了给他弟弟提供一个可以随意happy的伦敦而已！
蝴蝶：喔，多么伟大的哥哥，抹泪
荔枝：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
蝴蝶：多么森森的兄弟爱，继续抹泪
荔枝：你被刺激惨了吧
蝴蝶：我觉得还好……？

另外，同人无关—嘲笑下鸢小尾。

鸢尾：http://www.papyrusonline.com/greeting-cards/butterfly-girl.html
鸢尾：I would send that to you !!!
鸢尾：pretty, ha?
蝴蝶：喔？你要买这个？
鸢尾：haven't decided yet, they are all very expensive...
蝴蝶：…………我就是说啊。去书店看看吧。
鸢尾：嗯，但是真的很好看
鸢尾：我就是，正好翻到这一张，觉得很衬你……
鸢尾：觉得大概也不会买，所以干脆发给你看看好了……囧
蝴蝶：你真是诚实的好孩子……
鸢尾：我过两天收到卡
鸢尾：再来请教你里头写啥好……
蝴蝶：我还以为你要说，“给你寄一张”
鸢尾：………………
蝴蝶：正准备打，“不用了”……
鸢尾：别客气了……咱俩谁跟谁……

后来instant karma当然就来了……以至于我建议她去写一篇名为“当蝴蝶的RP都比我好的时候”以作纪念……

Comments

[in-the-bottle.livejournal.com]

你当他是段正淳啊！！

OMG... The idea is too hilarious...
*dies laughing*

And I got your postcard! Yay Spock! :D

Thank you!

Sherlockx天龙八部 演员表

[snowlight.livejournal.com]

乔峰--Sherlock Holmes

段誉--James Moriarty

虚竹--John Watson

慕容复--Lestrade

王语嫣--Mrs. Hudson

阿紫--Molly Cooper

阿朱--"Anthea"

段正淳--Mycroft Holmes

So there you go. :)

And yay for the postcard! :D

Re: Sherlockx天龙八部 演员表

[in-the-bottle.livejournal.com]

段誉--James Moriarty

*chokes*

I now have the urge to recast them all in all of 金庸's work... oh dear. Mycroft would make a rather good 黃藥師 IMO. :P

Re: Sherlockx天龙八部 演员表

[snowlight.livejournal.com]

黄药师那也是情圣啊，ahahahahaha

如果他是黄药师，我………………我要Mary Sue一把当黄蓉………… O_o

AND YOU TOTALLY SHOULD DO IT! DOOOOOO IT!!!!

Re: Sherlockx天龙八部 演员表

[in-the-bottle.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha!! I totally think Sherlock would be 黃蓉, 天天給黃藥師斗氣誰都那他沒法！Though that would turn this into a bit of gender-bender...

Moriarty would totally be 西毒 in this case.

Dear god no!!! I don't think I can do justice to this level of crack! Especially in Chinese!

Re: Sherlockx天龙八部 演员表

[snowlight.livejournal.com]

Moriarty as Ouyang is perfect, hahahahaha....

And I think the beauty of crack is, you don't have to have be super polished about it? Anyway, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT!

Re: Sherlockx天龙八部 演员表

[in-the-bottle.livejournal.com]

YOU DO IT!!! I CAN'T WRITE IN CHINESE!!! It's been over 12 years since I wrote anything substantial in Chinese, I don't think I can even properly string a sentence together!

Re: Sherlockx天龙八部 演员表

[snowlight.livejournal.com]

Yeah but....I don't particularly care for 天龙八部 so I don't remember most of it……

Now if we are talking about 倚天屠龙记……

Re: Sherlockx天龙八部 演员表

[in-the-bottle.livejournal.com]

We can definitely talk about 倚天... personally, I don't quite like 天龙八部 either.

Not quite sure who'd be who in 倚天 though. I'd say 杨逍 would probably be the 情聖 in this case. LOL!

Re: Sherlockx天龙八部 演员表

[snowlight.livejournal.com]

Yeah the problem with 倚天 is that the main cast doesn't feature a lot of memorable guys....

Re: Sherlockx天龙八部 演员表

[in-the-bottle.livejournal.com]

Having the same problem when I think about 笑傲江湖...

oh and...

[snowlight.livejournal.com]

From nashaya_rin:

诸葛亮--Sherlock Holmes
司马懿--Mycroft Holmes
周瑜--James Moriarty
马谡--John Watson
刘备--Lestrade
孙尚香--Mrs. Hudson
小乔--Molly Cooper
甄姬--"Anthea"

Re: oh and...

[in-the-bottle.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, 三國 ala Sherlock would be so so SO insane...

[asukajude.livejournal.com]

老子又被同一个傻逼在楼里回了M/L，鉴于某地的处理手段，这次不PM斑竹了。
嗯，我过来是跟你告白一下，我由衷觉得你把88整得真好⋯⋯

“当蝴蝶的RP都比我好的时候”

[deliraina.livejournal.com]

这个好适合做《当》改词的开头第一句！因为我觉得接下来的那三个排比分句会非常有意思……

Re: “当蝴蝶的RP都比我好的时候”

[snowlight.livejournal.com]

当米糕的YY都没你黄的时候……

Re: “当蝴蝶的RP都比我好的时候”

[asukajude.livejournal.com]

当荔枝的坑品都比你好的时候⋯⋯

所以说RPless小分队真不愧RPless之名