Outliers (Kirk/Spock, Star Trek XI Mirrorverse, R)

Written for issenterprise prompt: Mirror!Jim having to talk his partner into having gentle, vanilla, "kinky" sex. (Well, not so much talk, but the idea is there.) Also for cicero_drayon's request that there be some good old straight-up M!K/M!S. :D

Beta read by dissociate. Thanks!

Title: Outliers
Author: Renata Lord (snowlight)
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (XI mirrorverse)
Rating: A hard R
Word Count: ~1700
Disclaimer: Still not mine, darn it.

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( H/C sex in mirrorverse? What? What!? )

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Finis

in which there is yuletide madness

So....I signed up for this year's yuletide. First time. Kinda nervous. Kinda excited.

I requested: Kill Bill, Ponyo, Dexter, and Discworld.

I offered: Kill Bill, Ponyo, Greek/Roman Mythology, and (get this) RG Veda.

I think there is a pretty nice mix of het/slash/femmeslash/gen requests there, although I did not offer to write any slash pairings. BUT STILL. Miguel/Maria backstory from Dexter? O-Ren/Gogo from Kill Bill? And Sosuke/Ponyo from Ponyo? And the old fav Vetinari/Vimes (Discworld)....man, I LOVE MY REQUESTS. THEY ARE AWESOME. (Okay that came out kinda wrong.)

Some thoughts:

1. no_detective, they have Southland on there! Are you participating? :D :D


2. Star Trek RPF? Pinto included? WTH?


3. They have Red Cliff. LOL4EVA?


4. Wanted to offer more fandoms, but some stuff is just weird to write in English, like Chinese mythology, or CLAMP Campus Detectives. I struggled with RG Veda, even.


5. I would have loved to be able to squeeze one more request in for The Simpsons. *tear*


6. So, for Greek/Roman Mythology, I managed to sign for the two of the few heterosexual-as-hell (no pun intended) canon pairings: Hades/Persephone and Orpheus/Eurydice. How did THAT happen?


7. They...they have figure skating RPF on there. Ilia is not there though. That makes me strangely relieved.

( Copy of my sign up, for my own future reference. )

I can't believe I offered to write BB Kiddo/Nikki Bell Green for Kill Bill.

On the other hand, I love minor characters/future story/back stories, because you can make things up with impunity, as long as the characterization holds.

ughhhh....(the non-existent) Kill Bill fandom, why do you fail

Oh God. Kill Bill fanfics on ff.net? Horrible. And I mean HORRIBLE. Some of the gen drabbles/shortfics are OK, but stories involving Nikki Bell Green? Beyond horrible. Like, I-don't-even-want-to-waste-time-to-find-more-erudite-words-to-describe-it horrible.

in which we besmirch Captain Kirk's reputation

Kirk: Baby you so fine~~
Uhura: Ain't gonna happen!
Kirk: Once you go Kirk, you never go back~~
Cupcake: Bitch, please.

snowlight: I STILL want to write a fic where Kirk says that.
dissociate: Who should he be saying it to?
snowlight: Everybody?
dissociate: Maybe he's jokey flirting with Uhura on the bridge, not-serious like
snowlight: And the communicator is on so everybody on the ship heard him, and people began discussion their captain's performances
snowlight: Some of them going "nah, I definitely had better"
dissociate: Bones: Have you slept with *everyone* on this ship?!
snowlight: Kirk: Not with you.
dissociate: Bones: Thank god for that.
snowlight: Kirk: Wait, there was one time, at band camp.....
snowlight: Bones: GET THE FUCK OUT FROM MY SICKBAY AND NEVER COME BACK
snowlight: Man, this is shaping up to be a Kirk/All crack piece, lololol
dissociate: It reminds me of those old Biblical-era stories of town whores sleeping with literally everyone in like one night
snowlight: it's like magic
dissociate: there's two doors in the captain's quarters, in and out. Kirk has this circle bed..
snowlight: but you know, in the end, people are gonna say “eh, Captain's ok, but Mr. Spock is better”
dissociate: YES
snowlight: also, Kirk probably single-handedly started some STD epidemic on the ship
dissociate: LMAO
snowlight: Well, single....dick? I dunno
dissociate: Poor Bones in sickbay, cursing and plotting assassination schemes
snowlight: and of course it would end up with K&S sleeping together
dissociate: naturally
snowlight: Kirk finds out about Spock's reputation, is horrified
snowlight: Kirk: WTF DO YOU PEOPLE MEAN HE'S BETTER THAN ME?
snowlight: Spock: I see that you are not convinced, captain. Shall we conduct a field experiment to test the common hypothesis?
dissociate: OMG SPOCK, FTW
dissociate: Spock has an unfair advantage though, being a touch telepath XD
snowlight: true true, but Jim Kirk does not believe in no-win scenarios
snowlight: OMFG, you know what I realized???? This is TOTALLY the NATURAL result of the whole "your father banged 800 women" kink meme prompt
dissociate: clearly this must be written