In which our fangirl heroine panics.

Good news first: I found some adorable Mycroft + Sherlock fics.

A Simpe Case of Pride by Snow
Summary: When Sherlock was 5, he got lost in a museum. It was basically Mycroft's fault. This is that story.

The Adventure of the Stolen Blanket by echoindarkness
Summary: Sherlock has lost his blanket, Mycroft helps him find it. Pure fluff.

Proportionate Response by babydrache
Summary: Someone hurts Sherlock. And hell hath no fury like Mycroft Holmes.

Bad news: I also found an actual, honest-to-god shipping fic for Mycroft/Sherlock.

And I read it.

And I wanted more.

Games by Ayries.
Summary: They keep it as a game, because they both understand games. Games are safe.

I....I don't know what to say, except DAMMIT I SHIP IT.

snowlight says: I am going to hell
I think this is the first actual brothercest fic I've read
I am going to hellll
dissociate says: Aww, you were going in there anyway, IT'S TOTALLY COOL

NOT HELPFUL, TEKKO! *shakes fists* NOT HELPFUL!

dissociate: God I can't even imagine writing Sherlock POV
snowlight: Yeeeeah, which is why I find it really difficult to have plot bunnies for M/S fics.
I mean, at least have ONE normal person in a ship will you?
dissociate: In many ways they're very similar to each other...it's easier coming up with bunnies for S/J.
snowlight: I imagine so, though I can't. Because for S/J I see the love....but not the chemistry. Whereas for M/S there isn't necessarily love but Godhelpme I see chemistry.

And I am not going to write Sherlock fics because I clearly cannot handle writing two geniuses being in a relationship of ANY kind, not to mention the amount of Brit picking will kill me.

Remember that, self.

( 中文版本的鬼哭狼嚎。 )

我们要学贯中西地八卦

某蝶：汉武很像Henry VIII
鸢尾：…………………………………………………………
某蝶：老婆的命运都很像
鸢尾：哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
某蝶：你没觉得过？？？
鸢尾：没想过……

某蝶：
第一任老婆，比他大很多的包办婚姻，一开始还是恩爱，后来被离婚，被打入冷宫。写东西给他希望和好，他不鸟人家。
第二任老婆，一开始把他迷得晕兮晕兮的，后来死得惨兮惨兮的。
第三任老婆，生了个儿子也就差不多挂了，死得早，还来不及让他厌烦，死后合葬。
第四任老婆，如果我们不算Anne of Cleves那个被宣布无效的，恰好对上Catherine Howard
都是老牛吃超级嫩草，嫩草死得惨兮惨兮的。
第二任老婆的娘家人红了，第三任老婆的娘家人也红了。

( 刘彻先生表示压力很大。 )

( 又，我们学术地讨论了一下武侠小说。 )

从来没有这么希望一篇文没肉过

这都是petriepuss的A Rite of Passage惹的祸啊，抱头。

蝴蝶：写他们少年时期父母吵架，鸡飞狗跳，于是青涩小男孩就跑到楼上哥哥房间里避难
蝴蝶：哥哥很悠闲地吃着巧克力，对弟弟说，你也吃巧克力吧，转移注意力什么的最有效了。弟弟很郁闷地表示吃了肚子疼。
荔枝：呃……然后？

( 夜黑风高萌兄弟 )

( Um so this graphic pretty much sums up my feeling atm. )