This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Guns Around The House

I did a quick find-and-replace on this The Onion piece and abridged it a little for reading. Do excuse the Americanism, though.

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Okay, that is it. Sherlock, Mycroft, come here this instant! I've simply had it with you two. I thought I heard a .357 Magnum round discharge, and sure enough, what do I find when I open the end-table drawer but your father's still-smoking Desert Eagle. Just look at it! The nickel plating is scratched up, and what's this on the trigger—peanut butter? Dear Lord, I suppose you thought you could just put it back and no one would ever notice?

( This is precisely why we can't have any nice guns around here. )

[Picspam]Mark Gatiss as Dr. Edmund Chinnery in The League of Gentlemen, Christmas Special

I think he looks remarkably like BBC Sherlock with the curls. :) And yet the setting is in 1895, Victorian London!
兄弟相。维多利亚时代的伦敦。然则哥啊，你为毛看起来这么受……(其实是因为你人物本来就很受吧……仁心妙手的医生什么的……)



( Click to enlarge. ^_^ )