because, as we all know, the Internet is for porn.

God oh God, where can I find some good old fashioned, no-marshmallow-on-top, straight-up hot D/s Thor/Loki porn? AO3 is failing me like woah. It seems like most Thor fics on there are Loki/Thor, which is fine, but...I want me some quality D/s porn and Thor as a D/s sub just...doesn't work for me.

(Actually, hold that thought. I remember this really awesome Japanese Squall/Seifer ficlet in which Seifer was the sub. I can totally see Loki/Thor working in that mode because Loki is one controlling and conniving bastard. :D But alas, I have yet to come across anything remotely similar.)

I want my muses to return. T_T For Sherlock BBC, and for Thor.