Orion Love/Sex/Relationship Advice Column Wants Your Questions!

I recently received a reader's letter for my crack fic Love, Gaila (aka Orion Love/Sex/Relationship Advice Column), which I duly responded to as Gaila (and advised Keenser on how to get under Scotty's kilts). That got me thinking, it might be fun to have a little interactive RP.

The idea for those who might be interested:

You: Post a question of the love/sex/relationship nature in the voice of a ST:XI character. It can involve any kind of relationship (het, slash, gen, whatever). Please try to give a clear hint in either your letter or your handle who you're supposed to be. :D

Me: Reply in Gaila's voice and (hopefully) offer you a short, witty, and cracky solution.

Disclaimer: I might not be clever enough to devise a properly Gaila-esque response to every question I come across. I apologize in advance if such a case should arise.

If you have any question, please feel free to ask as well! Your favorite redhead alien is waiting to shed light on all your relationship troubles!