Ten Lies My Captain Told Me (Star Trek XI, Kirk/Spock)

Written as a birthday present for nashaya_rin. LL&P baby!

Ten Lies My Captain Told Me
by Renata Lord (snowlight)

9. Trust me, humans do this all the time.

8. Learning Vulcan was a piece of cake.

7. Your Dad's coming to visit us? Awesome!

6. No Spock, I totally wasn't jealous just because the Deltan ambassador was hitting on you instead of me.

5. Aliens made me do it!

4. Why would I have any knowledge about what would happen if you added tricordinate chrontium solution to common alcohol?

3. It's lovely in Iowa this time of the year.

2. Bones said it’s okay.

1. The computer malfunctioned. I did NOT get fat!

And...

0. But I have done nothing to deserve you.

( End Note )

民意调查时间

[Poll #1534603]

Burn Notice 315 & Gulliver's Travels (no relation)

GILROY!!!! He was always beautiful and sexy for a freelance psycho, but now I am also convinced that he also loves Michael in that pathological way of his. Oh, that ending. /tears

Too bad there is no fandom as far as I can tell. *sigh* I'll take either Michael/Fi or Michael/Gilroy, just....no Michael/Sam please. -_- Sam is actually cute with Madeline, but...yeah, never gonna work out.

And I still say that Chris Vance (who plays Gilroy) looks like a young(er) William Shatner. (Don't get fat, Chris!)

Also, was texting like mad about Jonathan Swift's Gulliver's Travels with dissociate while waiting to pick up my mother at the airport. The children's classic is obviously most famous for the section on the Liliputs, but GODDAMN, the last part on the Houyhnhnms.... It can be read as complete and utter furry D/s. I KID YOU NOT. COMPLETE AND UTTER FURRY D/s.

Spock the Hachiko...not.

More texting madness.

dissociate: I was randomly thinking about the story of that dog, Hachiko. Of course then I immediately went...OMG SPOCK OR SPOCK PRIME AS HACHIKO.
snowlight: ...I will show you Hachiko you infidel! That's just cruel.
dissociate: But the unswerving loyalty! Having to carry on for years after the death of the only one in the universe who--made you complete!~ IT'S SO SPOCK! (what)
snowlight: You know that being right does not make you any less of an infidel, right? Also, does this mean you are shipping that poor dog with the guy now?
dissociate: I wonder if humanoid alien/human is a kind of bestiality anyway....
snowlight: I think the biggest issue with goat sex is that animals lack the ability to consent. So NO, K/S IS NOT inherent beastiality you dirty dirty fan girl!
dissociate: It's not my fault, it's Spock's...yeah...
snowlight: I just realized I totally do not mind if somebody calls Spock Kirk's lapdog.
dissociate: Spock: Captain Kirk's pet Pekinese.

( Hachiko's story, for those of you who are too lazy to click Wiki link. )

Tomorrow is Hachiko Remembrance Day in Japan (well, our 7th is their 8th really). Waaaah, I wish I could go to JR Shibuya station again just to see the occasion.....