两只老虎两只老虎跑得快

我目前暂时又当回幼教了，这次是教一个二十多人的幼儿园班。仍然是Bronx贫民区的学校。

我还是更喜欢小孩子。他们总能给我惊喜，因为他们是以惊喜的眼光去看这个世界的。

比如说，放学时候排队一直都闹哄哄。小孩子们中有七个男孩子—除了一个傻呼呼的小天使，个个都不是吃素的—；女孩子们平时还好，但一排队就你推我挤，鬼哭狼嚎。

上个星期四我告诉他们，如果你们好好排队安静下来，H小姐就给你们唱首歌。中文的歌唷！！

果然有效，于是我唱的是“两只老虎”。小孩子们听得很认真，末了还鼓掌。一个周末过去了，我答应今天给他们唱英文版本的，不料他们却像模像样地唱起了中文版。“两只老虎两只老虎跑得快，跑得快~~~”

我忍不住笑着说，“前面几句还蛮不错的嘛。”

后来还是给他们唱了英文版，我自己编的：“Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, running fast. One of them has no eye, one of them has no tail, oh so weird, oh so weird. Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, running fast. One of them has no eye, one of them has no tail, tell me why, tell me why.”

其实要说中文版，我还是更喜欢洗星海还是田汉的那个“要吃饭了要吃饭了没小菜，没小菜……”

the rec that must be recced

OMG THE EDGE by littlexmuse IS AMAZING. It is SUCH perfect reboot K&S (both the characters and the relationship)!!! And everybody else is dead-on too! I possibly never loved Bones or Uhura in fanfiction this much.
WHY DID I NOT COME ACROSS IT SOONER????
And did I mention it's AMAZZZZING???? Or STUNNING?
Go read, like NAO, I don't care it's a WIP!!!
GO READ NAOOOOO!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I don't understand why everybody is crying over this fic's angst meter. I don't. It's an exquisitely written piece! Or am I just that blind in my optimism that everything will be fine? Did the ST fandom spoil me that much? (But then again, I've always been spoiled.)

In other news: I watched Alice in Wonderland IMAX and I massively overate for dinner...so....it's past 1AM and I'm still hyper. /facepalm

And speaking of Alice in Wonderland, I now vaguely ship Alice/Hatter plus Alice/White Queen. Like, WTH?

Reminder: help_chile closes tomorrow for this round.

Uh...so I'm kinda amazed my help_chile fic offer is at $35 right now...because I honestly never expected anybody bid for anything close to it. In any case, the bidding closes TOMORROW (3/10) at 16:00GMT (which is like 11:00AM EST according to igrab). If you have the money to spare and you for whatever reason really want that fic of mine...well, last chance, I guess.

(Actually kinda sad about this, because damn I wanted that vid offer by spookyfbi. Alas, I doubt I'd ever win it. /sob This is why I don't ever wanna hear "money is evil", people!)

Also, on a ST novel called The Entropy Effect:

dissociate: Speaking of angst, I read a part of The Entropy Effect yesterday...sooo sad
snowlight: Oh yeah? But happy ending I hope?
dissociate: Yes happy ending. Kirk really does die and there is tons of Spock angst
snowlight: THE AUTHOR NEEDS TO BE SHOT. REPEATEDLY.
dissociate: No, no. Kirk somehow comes back in end without realizing what has happened.
snowlight: Phew. In that case, I approve.
dissociate: Spock of course does not tell him what happened...HACHIKO SPOCK SUFFERS SILENTLY
snowlight: Although I admit I want to see the reverse too now….Spock dies, Jim angsts, and it all works out okay.
snowlight: ....oh wait...
snowlight: HELLO CANON

As a popular K/S icon says: We have this kind of stuff for CANON, mofos!