Nil mortifi, sine lucre

Note to self: NEED TO ATTEND THIS.
The North American Discworld Convention
July 8 - 11, 2011
Madison, WI
Guest of Honor: Sir Terry Pratchett
http://www.nadwcon.org/index.html

Excerpts from Pyramids on the Assassin's Guild. God, I love that place.

( We do it for the money. And, because we above all must know the value of a human life, we do it for a great deal of money. )

An Interview with Mycroft Holmes' Umbrella, OBE (BBC Sherlock crack fic, Mycroft, Sherlock)

Title: An Interview with Mycroft Holmes' Umbrella, OBE
Author: Renata Lord (snowlight)
Characters: Mycroft, Mycroft's Umbrella, Sherlock
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine don't sue etc.
Note: As the title indicates, this is pure crack. Many thanks to krazykoodles and shycroft for beta reading and Britpicking. :D

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( Yes, I made Mycroft's umbrella an Officer of the British Empire. )