K/S AU idea with Priest!Spock
Jul. 7th, 2009 12:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fatimarenata: man, Angels and Demons makes me wanna write "forgive me father for I have sinned" AU....
renata: hmmmmm I'm trying to picture Jim in black priest robes XD
ligeia: omgg why is that hot
ligeia: He needs to fall in love with Spock and get all angsty over his calling
renata: I am thinking maybe Spock can be the priest, and Jim is his temptationnnnnnn
ligeia: ahhhhhhh right
ligeia: Have you ever seen Soap? It's a comedy from the '80s that runs like a soap opera
ligeia: they had a priest on there who falls in love with a woman
ligeia: it was HOT (until they actually got together)
renata: lol how so
ligeia: the ust and the angst XD
renata: think of the confessional booth
renata: oh what I'd pay to BE that booth
ligeia: oh dear, Jim would *know* it's Spock and and and...
ligeia: he'll say all this STUFF goddamn
renata: and doesn't mention names, and Spock would know it's him too
renata: and just tell him, I WILL PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL
ligeia: Right right
ligeia: ....................................I need to see this
ligeia: Think of the tortured confliction!
ligeia: Does this take place more in our world or more in their universe?
renata: we can think of them as the previous lives of ST K/S?
ligeia: Oh yea! good idea XD
ligeia: omg, imagine....A WHOLE SERIES of their past lives
renata: the possibilities...
ligeia: omg, priest!Spock bending Jim over his desk or something
ligeia: still wearing his robes
renata: nah I totally see Jim doing Spock in this one ORZZZZZZZZZ
ligeia: Poor, poor Spock....he secretly wants it though XD
renata: well duh~he WANTS to fight it...because it's immoral and blasphemous and SINFUL....
renata: but oh, Jim looks at him with those blue eyes and he's like...FUCK
ligeia: omg, but he would angst so bad once the sex actually happens though
renata: yes, yes he would.
ligeia: Solution----more sex
renata: Robert Langdon = horrible at saving people
renata: there is this one guy who's chained and roasting over a big fire
ligeia: what
renata: he goes and unchain him....and the guy drops INTO the fire
ligeia: DOUBLE WHAT
ligeia: ok I would pay to see that one scene
renata: yeah, I think he didn't think that one through....
ligeia: that's pure comedy right there
renata: OTZ
ligeia: What did he do now?
renata: guy tied to chair dropped into fountain
renata: NOT A VERY DEEP FOUNTAIN, mind you
ligeia: LMAO
ligeia: is this all done seriously, like, not-intentionally-for-a-laugh?
renata: yeah.....what does he do? he tries to untie the guy
renata: instead of, you know, just HOLD HIM UP vertically
ligeia: ...oh god XD
renata: the best part is the guy is still conscious, struggling
renata: and Langdon can't think of doing anything but try to cut the ties
renata: AND when he found he couldn't, he STOPS and goes "somebody help"
ligeia: ........................................
ligeia: .......................................................that's competency, right there
renata: at least he's not with the FBI
renata: hmmmmm I'm trying to picture Jim in black priest robes XD
ligeia: omgg why is that hot
ligeia: He needs to fall in love with Spock and get all angsty over his calling
renata: I am thinking maybe Spock can be the priest, and Jim is his temptationnnnnnn
ligeia: ahhhhhhh right
ligeia: Have you ever seen Soap? It's a comedy from the '80s that runs like a soap opera
ligeia: they had a priest on there who falls in love with a woman
ligeia: it was HOT (until they actually got together)
renata: lol how so
ligeia: the ust and the angst XD
renata: think of the confessional booth
renata: oh what I'd pay to BE that booth
ligeia: oh dear, Jim would *know* it's Spock and and and...
ligeia: he'll say all this STUFF goddamn
renata: and doesn't mention names, and Spock would know it's him too
renata: and just tell him, I WILL PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL
ligeia: Right right
ligeia: ....................................I need to see this
ligeia: Think of the tortured confliction!
ligeia: Does this take place more in our world or more in their universe?
renata: we can think of them as the previous lives of ST K/S?
ligeia: Oh yea! good idea XD
ligeia: omg, imagine....A WHOLE SERIES of their past lives
renata: the possibilities...
ligeia: omg, priest!Spock bending Jim over his desk or something
ligeia: still wearing his robes
renata: nah I totally see Jim doing Spock in this one ORZZZZZZZZZ
ligeia: Poor, poor Spock....he secretly wants it though XD
renata: well duh~he WANTS to fight it...because it's immoral and blasphemous and SINFUL....
renata: but oh, Jim looks at him with those blue eyes and he's like...FUCK
ligeia: omg, but he would angst so bad once the sex actually happens though
renata: yes, yes he would.
ligeia: Solution----more sex
renata: Robert Langdon = horrible at saving people
renata: there is this one guy who's chained and roasting over a big fire
ligeia: what
renata: he goes and unchain him....and the guy drops INTO the fire
ligeia: DOUBLE WHAT
ligeia: ok I would pay to see that one scene
renata: yeah, I think he didn't think that one through....
ligeia: that's pure comedy right there
renata: OTZ
ligeia: What did he do now?
renata: guy tied to chair dropped into fountain
renata: NOT A VERY DEEP FOUNTAIN, mind you
ligeia: LMAO
ligeia: is this all done seriously, like, not-intentionally-for-a-laugh?
renata: yeah.....what does he do? he tries to untie the guy
renata: instead of, you know, just HOLD HIM UP vertically
ligeia: ...oh god XD
renata: the best part is the guy is still conscious, struggling
renata: and Langdon can't think of doing anything but try to cut the ties
renata: AND when he found he couldn't, he STOPS and goes "somebody help"
ligeia: ........................................
ligeia: .......................................................that's competency, right there
renata: at least he's not with the FBI
