Kirk = The Velveteen Rabbit = Pikachu. No. For Realz.

[fatima]

There is a private joke (?) between dissociate and I regarding the Donna Green illustration version of The Velveteen Rabbit: Namely, that it could be turned into a K/S tale where Kirk is the rabbit (and scarlet fever is pon farr, but I digress).

Because? The velveteen rabbit is cute, adoring, not to mention…FAT AND BUNCHY.

Observe:
dissociate: ehehehehehe, I love the rolls of fat on its belly
snowlight: SO KIRK


ligeia: you can almost see the difference right there even though the CP one isn't from ST
renata: oh fuck CP is pretty
ligeia: WS's is like I'M CONFIDENT AND SHIT
CP's is like "...I'm confident and shit. [looks aside, because it's ALL A FRONT] "
renata: "BUT I AM THE PRETTIER ONE"
ligeia: that lightning storm in space does wonders
renata: that's so mean ahahahahahaha
ligeia: I'm just sayin'. Yea....

But ANYWAY, back to the whole Kirk vs. The Velveteen Rabbit comparison…..

ligeia: (oh god orzzzzzz what am I watching)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvIfis2nl8o&feature=player_embedded)
renata: wth? Pokemon? Pikachu?
aww that part is oddly cute
ligeia: pika....CHUUUU
renata: waaaaah, it's SAD
ligeia: I stopped watching when all the pokemon sent their glitter to revive Ash
renata: I wanna hug Pika
OMG THE TEARS!! YOU KNOW WHAT!!! the FAT AND BUNCHY rabbit TOTALLY looks like him!!!
ligeia: ROFLLLLLLL
renata: HE DOES!! especially the tear part
ligeia: hahahahahahahahahahahaha, only less electric yellow
I WILL NEVER SEE PIKACHU THE SAME WAY AGAIN
renata: ME NEITHER
ligeia: I like how his little ears stood out when he was trying to revive Ash
renata: IT WAS SAD OKAY
ligeia: OMG THIS IS TOTALLY LIKE.......THAT SCENE IN The Wrath of Khan, if Kirk was the fat and bunchy rabbit.......and had electric powers
renata: ROFL that's so wrong...I need to post that just for the crack value
ligeia: hahahahahahahaha
do you see the resignation in Pikachu's face, though
HE KNOWS ASH IS DEAD...IN HIS HEART T_T
renata: T__________T

And finally, from dissociate: "In that yellow shirt, Kirk looks a bit like Pikachu."

In short:
Kirk = The Velveteen Rabbit
The Velveteen Rabbit = Pikachu
Ergo, Kirk = Pikachu

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW, PEOPLE!

Comments

[dissociate.livejournal.com]

Wait, does this mean Ash is Spock?

There should be crackfic where he has a little ball to hold Jim in like a pet (ehehe)

BUT HE RESPECTS JIM TOO MUCH SO HE LETS HIM ~ROAM~ FREE

[snowlight.livejournal.com]

Crackfic? Is that we call that these days?

Plus, I can't figure out if Bones is either Misty or Brock

[dissociate.livejournal.com]

 

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

I thought Pikachu was supposed to be Chekov...

[snowlight.livejournal.com]

Wha? What? Why?

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

I don't even know how it started, I think it was in the st_xi_kink, but there was this whole thing where Chekov was Russia's Pikachu... there was art and everything! spaggel and taconaco, for sure.

你们……太搞了……

[alexwish2005.livejournal.com]

PS 那只肥兔子两腿之间怎么光秃秃的

Re: 你们……太搞了……

[snowlight.livejournal.com]

我本来想回答你是因为毛被摸没有了……………………

[spookyfbi.livejournal.com]

Aww, I think that pic of CP is from that movie where he played a blind guy. He was SO CUTE in that movie, whatever it was called...
Anyway, your comparison of Kirk to Pikachu reminded me of this theory that I read where Denny Crane is actually a humanoid-looking pokemon, which is why he's always saying his own name.

[snowlight.livejournal.com]

I need to find this movie.

Denny Crane is actually a humanoid-looking pokemon, which is why he's always saying his own name.

:O

[ariadnechan.livejournal.com]

I love that association especially considering Ash and Spock die and rebirth!