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我某个班上有一对一年级的男生。一个是金色卷发蓝色眼睛,一个是黑发黑眼有酒窝。
两个小子感情暴好,经常勾肩搭背外加小手拉拉。这也罢了,常常是我在上面上课,他们在下面二人世界忘我。
于是我威胁道:“如果你们这个星期还不给我老实点,我从下个星期开始把你们中的一个调到我另外一个班上去!”
前两天这威胁还有点效用,但今天他们又开始了。
我一瞪之下,那个金发的赶紧搂着黑发的说:"Please don't take him away from me."
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立喷。
(我不是合格的老师。-_-)
不过我还是打算棒打鸳鸯丫,茶ing~

--------格小子给我讲的一个笑话--------

撒加为保护雅典娜,每晚留宿女神宫。
童虎老师长夜漫漫,无心睡眠,结果却连续数日感受到撒加的小宇宙留在女神宫整晚。
遂进言,“女神啊!这样不太好吧!让一个黄金每天陪你过夜!”
雅典娜闻之勃然大怒:“靠!不然你要怎样?!难道还轮着来啊!”

--------我是正直的分割线--------

今天的关键词:
WYSBL (猜出来这是什么缩写的有口头表扬……)
屋漏偏遭连夜雨

--------我是敬业的分割线--------

Miss Rumour,东西你可有收到么?里面也有给鸢尾小姐的呃……

好冷…… =A=

Date: 2007-02-01 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirius0512.livejournal.com

另外问一下蝴蝶,用LJ写BLOG的话,那个标题上面的广告要改什么地方才能去掉?还是说需要付费帐户?

Re: 好冷…… =A=

Date: 2007-02-01 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
那个的话,需要把“赞助账户”变成“免费账户”。功能会少些(比如只能有五张还是几张头像),但是广告就不会有。

更加的冷了……

Date: 2007-02-01 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirius0512.livejournal.com

一年级?小学、初中还是高中呢……
说不定是还小……= =

更多的疑问:蝴蝶的帐户是Basic account吗?但好象BA不能用这种模版的……?
(那个A&Q全部看完了貌似只有几个有用的…… TAT)

Re: 更加的冷了……

Date: 2007-02-01 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
小学。

当然是还小。

我的是收费的……

Date: 2007-02-01 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwen7.livejournal.com
单位的电脑高手把MSN给禁掉了,怒!过分!

WYSBL>>我只看到了BL....

Date: 2007-02-01 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
我看到的是SB....当然,可以理解为Sirius Black。

Date: 2007-02-01 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwen7.livejournal.com
不过WY我的第一反应是:“我要”
前一句难道是“求我啊……”

果然每个做同人女的老师

Date: 2007-02-01 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexwish2005.livejournal.com
都逃不过YY学生这一步么。。。。-v-

Re: 果然每个做同人女的老师

Date: 2007-02-01 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
Oh I am not YYing them...they are giving me way too big a headache for that. XD

那么每个有狼学生的老师呢....

Date: 2007-02-01 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xjtch.livejournal.com
曾有传言说淀粉+可乐有媚药效果..
于是某同学(年龄≤11)配了个..很大方滴请他们美丽的老师喝了.

PF下那俩孩子的真挚感情啊嗷嗷

那WYSBL..我很诡异滴念YS居然念出来猥琐= =||

Date: 2007-02-01 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ieileen.livejournal.com
I have received them. very interesting~~but I didn't have enough time to read them in detail recently. I hope I can reply them during the Chinese New Year vacation.

Date: 2007-02-01 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
*blink* When does the said vacation start?

Date: 2007-02-01 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ieileen.livejournal.com
in mid-February. I'll try my best to reply asap.

Date: 2007-02-03 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ieileen.livejournal.com
well, actually after I read them through, I think I don't need to wait for so long to start replying. They're quite interesting~~however, there is one totally in Spanish....ORZ

Date: 2007-02-04 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
Oh yes. That one from Nelvin. Even *I* don't know what he wrote. I guess it would be best to just write to him about Hong Kong? Unless you happen to know somebody who speaks Spanish...(not too likely in your circle, I imagine.)

重新踩一脚

Date: 2007-02-01 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwen7.livejournal.com
蝴蝶U是卡卡西还是蛇丸子啊?
金发的->鸣人
黑发的->ZZ
你看看你棒打鸳鸯的,小心那金发的也追杀你一辈子要去把anada带回来……………………

Re: 重新踩一脚

Date: 2007-02-01 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
口胡!
那个黑发孩子如果是佐助,团扇家就真的会永远倒霉了………

Re: 重新踩一脚

Date: 2007-02-01 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saltree.livejournal.com
刚看到你对头发眼睛的描写我也认为那很有NZ的效果,所以非常支持你棒打鸳鸯的决定....
SB.....原谅我,我想出的词语不太厚道....数字相关...

Re: 重新踩一脚

Date: 2007-02-01 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
已经棒打了,那黑发小孩立刻乖很多。

明天去TX那金发的……

Date: 2007-02-01 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akio.livejournal.com
WY我猜的是"我又",至于后面的SBL,其实也有猜,但是觉得太不可能了......

Date: 2007-02-01 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
WY是对的……
后面的么,你连着季节想想吧。==

Date: 2007-02-01 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ieileen.livejournal.com
生病了?ORZ
momo~~~

Date: 2007-02-01 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
正解啊,叹气。

Date: 2007-02-01 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akio.livejournal.com
我又上班了?

如果猜对,我申请物质奖励~~~~~

Date: 2007-02-01 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
流言猜对了~

Date: 2007-02-01 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azurelily.livejournal.com
用紫光打出来是“我有所保留”-v-

结果那第一段,我也想到鳴人和佐助了...自断手脚,OTL。

Date: 2007-02-01 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
宇二啥时候有酒窝这种东西了……

Date: 2007-02-02 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azurelily.livejournal.com
他也許有...但是他很少笑到那個程度所以無法驗證orz

Date: 2007-02-02 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
他小时候不是经常傻笑么……

泪奔..为什么会扯到那俩小孩

Date: 2007-02-01 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xjtch.livejournal.com
佐助只要和鸣人同学沾一点边就...OTZing
或许是蛇四(弱弱的蛇四怎么会这么多= =),那么泥就是那老三或老自...

Re: 泪奔..为什么会扯到那俩小孩

Date: 2007-02-01 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowlight.livejournal.com
佐助只要和鸣人同学沾一点边就...OTZing

看不懂……^_^

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